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Don't chastise me, you know I'm right! Once we get past the wonderment that we not only grew something THAT BIG in our abdomen but we also pushed it out of that tiny opening, we wonder what to do next. I mean, obviously, we feed it and hug it and tell it we love it a thousand times a day...but really, when will it entertain us? When do we get our money's worth?
Alas, it only takes a couple of months before they coordinate that gleeful, unadulterated smile that just lights up their whole face. After that, it's milestone after milestone, and they bring you unspeakable joy! Relish it, moms & dads, it goes by way too fast. Then you're privy to a new kind of joy: